today this boy in my art class was talking about hot actresses and this girl was like “you wanna see hot? ill show you hot” and she pulled out a picture of sasuke
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Ah, a pack of wild straight boys, also known by their scientific name “no-homosapien”
I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.
You have to believe me, I tried…
I support him
he has my vote.
this is gold.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”,…
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
just a few favorite tags
me, a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk
ANGRY TUMRL SJW:
I will never have children because I am terrified of the possibility that they will refer to yogurt as “gurt-gurt.”
what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth?
further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
white gays: yeah i know what lgbtqia stands for!
white gays: L is for le gays, G is for gays, B is for beautiful gays, T is for the gays, Q is for que gay, I is for i am gay and A is for another gay. check yourself before you try to attack me you dirty paki homophobe.